Friday, February 8, 2008
Bacteriapimp's Dairy Feburary 8, 2009
I am a Bacteriapimp and I am not ashamed. I make a good portion of my living off the backs of friendly fauna; the microscopic kind. I give them a good home and take care of all their needs. They reproduce and grow; then they either meet my standards and I sell their butts or they don't and it's down the drain with them to a fate I know not. That is the kind of guy I am.
Actually; I am an advocate for the use of these bacterial cultures. There are essentially 3 kinds of cultures I am concerned about and they ferment milk, sweet tea, sugared water, fruit juice and or certain fruits and vegetables. That is what I do and I want to share what I have discovered about them. I want to bring awareness to the importance of their benefits and how you can bring these benefits into your life and to the people you love; while I am doing that I want to bring more awareness in genersl. I have an agenda. I want to share some of what I have discovered in this lifetime; you might find it interesting or..... not.
I will be honest with you, if I had a few million dollars I would not be writing these articles. I don't know exactly what I would do but as much as I am going to enjoy sharing the various discoveries I've made about these symbiotic bacterial cultures and other small topics I am going to slip in; because, it is my pleasure to do so, I would probably find a different venue of some sort to share; and, or, I might just find a deck chair somewhere and zombie out completely, but....
It is so important to me to do this well. To help you understand these cultures and what they can do for you and for people you love. They are very powerful and potent metabolic balancers. They will bring good health and strenghth. They will add to you optimal health and make you feel better, you will notice this very quickly if not right away.
They are called Milk and Water Kefir and Kombucha. Many people are aware of them already, many are not. Together they are just about the best methods of delivering probiotics, adaptogens, antioxidents, detoxifiers. They will clean the colon and protect it. The will cleans the kidneys and ease stress on the liver. Their side effects will be regularity, bright eyes, shinny hair, clear skin and a feeling of well being. Taken together with lots of good water, a proper diet, and your choice of omeaga 3's; you will be able to reverse many physical problems you may have and you will be on a fast sure path to optimal health.
I will not kid you, I sell the stuff and the supplies and accessories that go with it; but these are not hollow, cruel empty promises. These cultures have been around hundreds of years, they were not thought up in a board room and created in a lab, they will not be gone in a year or two when they are not profitable anymore or when a new wonder formular is discovered. They will always be here as they have just about always been here. Now is the time for me to present them to you.
As best as I can I plan to tell you all about them. I will start with their history and why we need them and then how do we get them and how do we make them and all the little things we need to know to get their benefits. They are very important and we need to use them. Then also besides making a few dinero, bacteripimp that I am, I get to play with your collective heads which is also my pleasure... to bad there won't be more of you.... anyway
Here now is part of my second agenda, part of the second thing I want to do here; just part mind you. let me present it to you and I would like some feed back at the contact place in my website http://www.bacteriapimp.com find the contact page and email me what you think about this .... whatever this is
Written By Wahiduddin a little over 800 years ago
Some will never believe.
Some will dimly suspect that
there is a possibility of God.
Some will believe in a personal God,
who is friend, guardian and provider.
Yet beyond these is
he who sees
the Divine Presence in all.
For such a one,
birth and death,
rain and sun, pleasure and pain,
have lost their power,
these are simply expressions of Life.
Whadup wid dat? Comments? contact the bacteraipimp at
This is part of what I want, you wanna come along? Come on